"Smile for the camera, girls!"
"Take this woman to be your lawfully wedded...I do, I do."
"It starts on A, Emily."
"The honeymoon of Bette and Boo, continued."
"The First Child of Bette and Boo"
"We'll call the baby Skippy."
"I CAN HAVE MORE CHILDREN!"
"You've spilled gravy all over the rug!"
"You don't vacuum gravy!"
"WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT THEN? TELL ME! WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT?"
"Okay, we'll soak it up with the sponge."
"I just want to get through to him about the gravy. Boo? You don't vacuum gravy."
"I pledge to give up drinking in order to save my marriage and to make my wife and son happy."
"I think the waiter thought I was odd just ordering ginger ale."
"IF BOO HAS ANOTHER DRINK I AM GOING TO SCREAM AND SCREAM UNTIL THE WINDOWS BREAK! I WARN YOU!"
"I think it's time your next stillborn was baptized, don't you, Soot?"
"Girls, girls. This isn't a conversation for the living room. Or for young ears."
"I'm pregnant again. Do you think I'm going to die?"
"I fly home for the divorce proceedings. My mother's lawyer reminds me of my grandfather Paul."
"Matt has dinner with Karl and Soot and Margaret and Paul. Karl is near eighty, Margaret is senile, and Paul and Soot are dead."
"Bette, let's not have any more. I've had enough babies."
"I don't want to call you Matt."
"I was just remembering when you were a little boy, Skip, and how very thrilled your mother and I were to have you."
"Bette passed into death, and is with God. She is in heaven where she has been reunited with the four dead babies."
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